This is like Old School meets New School

That’s right
This is like uh–

We Gamin!

Like an Atari 360

Double Dragon
Street Fighter
Altered Beast

Altered Beast!

I’m a gamer, my wizard, not a nerd, geek or flamer
Was I beaten up in High School, you ask? No Brainer.

All of Asia’s runnin’ scared when they see me online,
And no German will play me in Madden… Oh Nien.

Run up on your clan, cause you know i’m the man,
Right before I shred it like a one man Rock Band.

Gimme that controller, yo I’m handin’ out spankings
I cast “Intimidating Shout” like i’m Leeroy Jenkins.

We Gamin’, Yo
We Gamin’ Hardcore
We cause revolutions
On the dance floor

Well its my Call of Duty, to Pwn these noobies.
Like a pirate hooker, you best surrender the booty.

Now, Hit that start button, warm up that box.
I’m hearin’ “Scratch one bogey” like i’m playin’ Starfox.

You wanna play? Cause i’m ready to go.
But tell me, can you be the Peach to my Mario?

And noobie, if you’re actin’ mad cause I’m cheatin’ with your wife
Then you should ask her why she blew me last night, in Second Life, fool.

My game is tight with this Controller in my hands.
I bring it with me, when its time to dance.

I’m as hard as Contra, better get to know me
I mess up? Like an NES cartridge, you can blow me

One, two, triple kill, and a killtacular,
Maxin’ out my stats–cause losin’ ain’t in my vernacular.

Chattin’ up the honey’s, E-datin’ like a Pro,
If you wanna get these Gamer chicks, we know just where to go

Got the ladies lined up, and they all want me,
Cause we photoshopped ourselves on E-Harmony.

Outtro:
Yo, that’s what we call, a verbal haduken.

This is a shout out to my main man, Billy Mitchell, the King of Kong

Yo, Brian Kuh you’re a little bitch!

Altered BEAST!